Because Snyds texted this morning to see if he was the greatest. By the way, he's not, but you already knew this.
2011: 5 Finger Fist Pump, Snyds, 1145 pts
2010: Bear Jewz, Tiff, 1090 pts
2009: Long Ballz, Pat, 1143 pts
2008: Lap Dance Losers, Chris, 1131 pts
2007: Deadly Vipers, Nick, 1178 pts
2006: Freq-a-zoid Robots, Chris, 1168 pts
2005: Drunk Drivers, Poop, 1101 pts
2004: Scrubs, Poop, 1174 pts
2003: Gapes of Wrath, Chris, 1075 pts
2002: The Dogs, Marky, 1061 pts
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Fanball Era: Team Records
Lifetime - Combined - Team Records
Overall PF PA
Team W L T Pct Tot Avg Min Max Tot Avg
Red Dragons (2003-2009) 63 43 0 0.594 8,873.00 83.71 0.00 0.00 7,391.00 69.73
Long Baallz (2007-2009) 27 19 0 0.587 3,918.00 85.17 0.00 0.00 3,362.00 73.09
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks (2009-2009) 9 7 0 0.562 1,059.00 66.19 0.00 0.00 1,101.00 68.81
Longest Barrel Ride (2003-2009) 55 51 0 0.519 8,128.00 76.68 0.00 0.00 7,573.00 71.44
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) (2003-2009) 55 51 0 0.519 8,000.00 75.47 0.00 0.00 7,825.00 73.82
THE DOGS (2003-2006) 32 30 0 0.516 4,402.00 71.00 0.00 0.00 4,359.00 70.31
Bare Bears (2006-2007) 15 15 0 0.500 2,182.00 72.73 0.00 0.00 2,081.00 69.37
Crardawgs (2009-2009) 7 7 0 0.500 1,211.00 86.50 0.00 0.00 1,100.00 78.57
The Maenads (2004-2009) 44 46 0 0.489 6,878.00 76.42 0.00 0.00 6,335.00 70.39
Little Richards (2008-2008) 7 8 0 0.467 1,133.00 75.53 0.00 0.00 1,087.00 72.47
Fuck G.M. (2003-2009) 50 57 0 0.467 8,046.00 75.20 0.00 0.00 7,677.00 71.75
Ass Eaters Unanimous (2003-2006) 29 35 0 0.453 4,148.00 64.81 0.00 0.00 4,403.00 68.80
d snyds is king "of cock" (2007-2008) 14 17 0 0.452 2,119.00 68.35 0.00 0.00 2,290.00 73.87
The Naked Ninjas (2006-2009) 27 33 0 0.450 4,280.00 71.33 0.00 0.00 4,347.00 72.45
Poundin' Gutz (2003-2009) 47 60 0 0.439 7,800.00 72.90 0.00 0.00 7,733.00 72.27
Golden Skunks (2003-2003) 7 9 0 0.438 985.00 61.56 0.00 0.00 1,070.00 66.88
Lifetime - Combined - Highest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 163.00 2007 6
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 139.00 2003 15
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 137.00 2006 6
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 136.00 2008 12
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 134.00 2003 4
Lifetime - Combined - Lowest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
d snyds is king "of cock" Jon Owen 23.00 2007 8
Poundin' Gutz Jeremy Tiffany 27.00 2006 11
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 28.00 2008 11
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 29.00 2009 2
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 30.00 2003 9
Lifetime - Regular Season - Team Records
Overall PF PA
Team W L T Pct Tot Avg Min Max Tot Avg
Red Dragons (2003-2009) 57 37 0 0.606 7,525.00 80.05 0.00 0.00 6,535.00 69.52
Long Baallz (2007-2009) 22 17 0 0.564 3,195.00 81.92 0.00 0.00 2,900.00 74.36
Longest Barrel Ride (2003-2009) 51 43 0 0.543 6,844.00 72.81 0.00 0.00 6,657.00 70.82
Crardawgs (2009-2009) 7 6 0 0.538 971.00 74.69 0.00 0.00 1,020.00 78.46
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) (2003-2009) 49 45 0 0.521 6,730.00 71.60 0.00 0.00 6,915.00 73.56
THE DOGS (2003-2006) 28 27 0 0.509 3,731.00 67.84 0.00 0.00 3,880.00 70.55
Bare Bears (2006-2007) 13 13 0 0.500 1,773.00 68.19 0.00 0.00 1,777.00 68.35
Ass Eaters Unanimous (2003-2006) 26 29 0 0.473 3,588.00 65.24 0.00 0.00 3,796.00 69.02
Fuck G.M. (2003-2009) 44 50 0 0.468 6,594.00 70.15 0.00 0.00 6,703.00 71.31
The Maenads (2004-2009) 37 43 0 0.463 5,765.00 72.06 0.00 0.00 5,707.00 71.34
The Naked Ninjas (2006-2009) 24 28 0 0.462 3,497.00 67.25 0.00 0.00 3,742.00 71.96
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks (2009-2009) 6 7 0 0.462 840.00 64.62 0.00 0.00 918.00 70.62
Little Richards (2008-2008) 6 7 0 0.462 921.00 70.85 0.00 0.00 947.00 72.85
d snyds is king "of cock" (2007-2008) 12 14 0 0.462 1,795.00 69.04 0.00 0.00 1,923.00 73.96
Golden Skunks (2003-2003) 6 8 0 0.429 852.00 60.86 0.00 0.00 879.00 62.79
Poundin' Gutz (2003-2009) 40 54 0 0.426 6,524.00 69.40 0.00 0.00 6,848.00 72.85
Lifetime - Regular Season - Highest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 163.00 2007 6
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 137.00 2006 6
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 136.00 2008 12
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 134.00 2003 4
Longest Barrel Ride Mike Colborn 131.00 2008 12
Lifetime - Regular Season - Lowest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
d snyds is king "of cock" Jon Owen 23.00 2007 8
Poundin' Gutz Jeremy Tiffany 27.00 2006 11
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 28.00 2008 11
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 29.00 2009 2
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 30.00 2003 9
Lifetime - Playoffs - Team Records
Overall PF PA
Team W L T Pct Tot Avg Min Max Tot Avg
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks (2009-2009) 3 0 0 1.000 219.00 73.00 40.00 89.00 183.00 61.00
Long Baallz (2007-2009) 5 2 0 0.714 591.00 84.43 47.00 105.00 462.00 66.00
The Maenads (2004-2009) 7 3 0 0.700 683.00 68.30 53.00 80.00 628.00 62.80
THE DOGS (2003-2006) 4 3 0 0.571 509.00 72.71 47.00 105.00 479.00 68.43
Poundin' Gutz (2003-2009) 7 6 0 0.538 920.00 70.77 44.00 95.00 885.00 68.08
Bare Bears (2006-2007) 2 2 0 0.500 278.00 69.50 40.00 89.00 304.00 76.00
Little Richards (2008-2008) 1 1 0 0.500 156.00 78.00 40.00 89.00 140.00 70.00
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) (2003-2009) 6 6 0 0.500 937.00 78.08 52.00 112.00 910.00 75.83
Golden Skunks (2003-2003) 1 1 0 0.500 133.00 66.50 53.00 80.00 191.00 95.50
Red Dragons (2003-2009) 6 6 0 0.500 880.00 73.33 50.00 117.00 856.00 71.33
Fuck G.M. (2003-2009) 6 7 0 0.462 1,007.00 77.46 38.00 139.00 974.00 74.92
d snyds is king "of cock" (2007-2008) 2 3 0 0.400 324.00 64.80 45.00 97.00 367.00 73.40
The Naked Ninjas (2006-2009) 3 5 0 0.375 508.00 63.50 40.00 90.00 605.00 75.62
Longest Barrel Ride (2003-2009) 4 8 0 0.333 889.00 74.08 51.00 94.00 916.00 76.33
Ass Eaters Unanimous (2003-2006) 3 6 0 0.333 560.00 62.22 45.00 97.00 607.00 67.44
Crardawgs (2009-2009) 0 1 0 0.000 65.00 65.00 45.00 97.00 80.00 80.00
Lifetime - Playoffs - Highest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 139.00 2003 15
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 117.00 2003 16
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) Derek Snyder 112.00 2005 16
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 110.00 2006 14
The Maenads Nicholas Ellis 109.00 2007 14
Lifetime - Playoffs - Lowest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) Derek Snyder 35.00 2004 16
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) Derek Snyder 37.00 2008 16
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 38.00 2007 16
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 40.00 2009 14
Bare Bears Sara Kalscheur 40.00 2006 16
Overall PF PA
Team W L T Pct Tot Avg Min Max Tot Avg
Red Dragons (2003-2009) 63 43 0 0.594 8,873.00 83.71 0.00 0.00 7,391.00 69.73
Long Baallz (2007-2009) 27 19 0 0.587 3,918.00 85.17 0.00 0.00 3,362.00 73.09
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks (2009-2009) 9 7 0 0.562 1,059.00 66.19 0.00 0.00 1,101.00 68.81
Longest Barrel Ride (2003-2009) 55 51 0 0.519 8,128.00 76.68 0.00 0.00 7,573.00 71.44
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) (2003-2009) 55 51 0 0.519 8,000.00 75.47 0.00 0.00 7,825.00 73.82
THE DOGS (2003-2006) 32 30 0 0.516 4,402.00 71.00 0.00 0.00 4,359.00 70.31
Bare Bears (2006-2007) 15 15 0 0.500 2,182.00 72.73 0.00 0.00 2,081.00 69.37
Crardawgs (2009-2009) 7 7 0 0.500 1,211.00 86.50 0.00 0.00 1,100.00 78.57
The Maenads (2004-2009) 44 46 0 0.489 6,878.00 76.42 0.00 0.00 6,335.00 70.39
Little Richards (2008-2008) 7 8 0 0.467 1,133.00 75.53 0.00 0.00 1,087.00 72.47
Fuck G.M. (2003-2009) 50 57 0 0.467 8,046.00 75.20 0.00 0.00 7,677.00 71.75
Ass Eaters Unanimous (2003-2006) 29 35 0 0.453 4,148.00 64.81 0.00 0.00 4,403.00 68.80
d snyds is king "of cock" (2007-2008) 14 17 0 0.452 2,119.00 68.35 0.00 0.00 2,290.00 73.87
The Naked Ninjas (2006-2009) 27 33 0 0.450 4,280.00 71.33 0.00 0.00 4,347.00 72.45
Poundin' Gutz (2003-2009) 47 60 0 0.439 7,800.00 72.90 0.00 0.00 7,733.00 72.27
Golden Skunks (2003-2003) 7 9 0 0.438 985.00 61.56 0.00 0.00 1,070.00 66.88
Lifetime - Combined - Highest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 163.00 2007 6
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 139.00 2003 15
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 137.00 2006 6
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 136.00 2008 12
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 134.00 2003 4
Lifetime - Combined - Lowest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
d snyds is king "of cock" Jon Owen 23.00 2007 8
Poundin' Gutz Jeremy Tiffany 27.00 2006 11
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 28.00 2008 11
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 29.00 2009 2
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 30.00 2003 9
Lifetime - Regular Season - Team Records
Overall PF PA
Team W L T Pct Tot Avg Min Max Tot Avg
Red Dragons (2003-2009) 57 37 0 0.606 7,525.00 80.05 0.00 0.00 6,535.00 69.52
Long Baallz (2007-2009) 22 17 0 0.564 3,195.00 81.92 0.00 0.00 2,900.00 74.36
Longest Barrel Ride (2003-2009) 51 43 0 0.543 6,844.00 72.81 0.00 0.00 6,657.00 70.82
Crardawgs (2009-2009) 7 6 0 0.538 971.00 74.69 0.00 0.00 1,020.00 78.46
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) (2003-2009) 49 45 0 0.521 6,730.00 71.60 0.00 0.00 6,915.00 73.56
THE DOGS (2003-2006) 28 27 0 0.509 3,731.00 67.84 0.00 0.00 3,880.00 70.55
Bare Bears (2006-2007) 13 13 0 0.500 1,773.00 68.19 0.00 0.00 1,777.00 68.35
Ass Eaters Unanimous (2003-2006) 26 29 0 0.473 3,588.00 65.24 0.00 0.00 3,796.00 69.02
Fuck G.M. (2003-2009) 44 50 0 0.468 6,594.00 70.15 0.00 0.00 6,703.00 71.31
The Maenads (2004-2009) 37 43 0 0.463 5,765.00 72.06 0.00 0.00 5,707.00 71.34
The Naked Ninjas (2006-2009) 24 28 0 0.462 3,497.00 67.25 0.00 0.00 3,742.00 71.96
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks (2009-2009) 6 7 0 0.462 840.00 64.62 0.00 0.00 918.00 70.62
Little Richards (2008-2008) 6 7 0 0.462 921.00 70.85 0.00 0.00 947.00 72.85
d snyds is king "of cock" (2007-2008) 12 14 0 0.462 1,795.00 69.04 0.00 0.00 1,923.00 73.96
Golden Skunks (2003-2003) 6 8 0 0.429 852.00 60.86 0.00 0.00 879.00 62.79
Poundin' Gutz (2003-2009) 40 54 0 0.426 6,524.00 69.40 0.00 0.00 6,848.00 72.85
Lifetime - Regular Season - Highest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 163.00 2007 6
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 137.00 2006 6
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 136.00 2008 12
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 134.00 2003 4
Longest Barrel Ride Mike Colborn 131.00 2008 12
Lifetime - Regular Season - Lowest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
d snyds is king "of cock" Jon Owen 23.00 2007 8
Poundin' Gutz Jeremy Tiffany 27.00 2006 11
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 28.00 2008 11
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 29.00 2009 2
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 30.00 2003 9
Lifetime - Playoffs - Team Records
Overall PF PA
Team W L T Pct Tot Avg Min Max Tot Avg
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks (2009-2009) 3 0 0 1.000 219.00 73.00 40.00 89.00 183.00 61.00
Long Baallz (2007-2009) 5 2 0 0.714 591.00 84.43 47.00 105.00 462.00 66.00
The Maenads (2004-2009) 7 3 0 0.700 683.00 68.30 53.00 80.00 628.00 62.80
THE DOGS (2003-2006) 4 3 0 0.571 509.00 72.71 47.00 105.00 479.00 68.43
Poundin' Gutz (2003-2009) 7 6 0 0.538 920.00 70.77 44.00 95.00 885.00 68.08
Bare Bears (2006-2007) 2 2 0 0.500 278.00 69.50 40.00 89.00 304.00 76.00
Little Richards (2008-2008) 1 1 0 0.500 156.00 78.00 40.00 89.00 140.00 70.00
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) (2003-2009) 6 6 0 0.500 937.00 78.08 52.00 112.00 910.00 75.83
Golden Skunks (2003-2003) 1 1 0 0.500 133.00 66.50 53.00 80.00 191.00 95.50
Red Dragons (2003-2009) 6 6 0 0.500 880.00 73.33 50.00 117.00 856.00 71.33
Fuck G.M. (2003-2009) 6 7 0 0.462 1,007.00 77.46 38.00 139.00 974.00 74.92
d snyds is king "of cock" (2007-2008) 2 3 0 0.400 324.00 64.80 45.00 97.00 367.00 73.40
The Naked Ninjas (2006-2009) 3 5 0 0.375 508.00 63.50 40.00 90.00 605.00 75.62
Longest Barrel Ride (2003-2009) 4 8 0 0.333 889.00 74.08 51.00 94.00 916.00 76.33
Ass Eaters Unanimous (2003-2006) 3 6 0 0.333 560.00 62.22 45.00 97.00 607.00 67.44
Crardawgs (2009-2009) 0 1 0 0.000 65.00 65.00 45.00 97.00 80.00 80.00
Lifetime - Playoffs - Highest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 139.00 2003 15
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 117.00 2003 16
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) Derek Snyder 112.00 2005 16
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 110.00 2006 14
The Maenads Nicholas Ellis 109.00 2007 14
Lifetime - Playoffs - Lowest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) Derek Snyder 35.00 2004 16
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) Derek Snyder 37.00 2008 16
Fuck G.M. Bryan Schultz 38.00 2007 16
Red Dragons Chris Kalscheur 40.00 2009 14
Bare Bears Sara Kalscheur 40.00 2006 16
Fanball Era: Highest Player Scores (Regular Season and Playoffs combined)
Quarterback - Lifetime - Combined - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
38.00 Billy Volek
Passer Rating: 107.1
Pass: 40/60 Yds: 492 TD: 4 (17,23,7,3) Int: 1
Rush: 1/1 TD: 1 (1)
Fumbles Lost: 1
K.O.D "Kiss Of Death" 2004 15
37.00 Carson Palmer
Passer Rating: 113.4
Pass: 33/50 Yds: 401 TD: 6 (13,23,22,14,5,7) Int: 2
Rush: 2/10
Holeshots 2007 2
36.00 Tom Brady
Passer Rating: 152.8
Pass: 29/34 Yds: 380 TD: 6 (9,5,28,38,30,40)
Crardawgs 2009 6
35.00 Tom Brady
Passer Rating: 158.3
Pass: 21/25 Yds: 354 TD: 6 (30,2,35,50,14,16)
Deadly Vipers 2007 7
35.00 Drew Brees
Passer Rating: 137.0
Pass: 26/34 Yds: 358 TD: 6 (13,58,15,1,39,9) Int: 1
Longest Barrel Ride 2009 1
Running Back - Lifetime - Combined - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
46.00 Clinton Portis
Rush: 22/218 TD: 5 (11,1,59,28,53)
Rec: 2/36
THE DOGS 2003 14
38.00 Adrian Peterson
Rush: 30/296 TD: 3 (1,64,46)
Rec: 1/19
Fumbles Lost: 1
FuNkY FrEQs 2007 9
38.00 LaDainian Tomlinson
Rush: 24/198 TD: 4 (3,27,13,41)
Rec: 3/16
Crazy 88 2007 6
37.00 Joseph Addai
Rush: 24/171 TD: 4 (15,10,4)
Rec: 2/37
DHDPHDG 2006 12
37.00 LaDainian Tomlinson
Pass: 1/1 Yds: 26 TD: 1 (26)
Rush: 21/192 TD: 3 (1,3,5)
Rec: 6/28
Fumbles Lost: 1
Pussy Patrol 2005 3
Wide Receiver - Lifetime - Combined - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
42.00 Brandon Marshall
Rec: 21/200 TT: 28 TTRZ: 8 TD: 2 (5,5)
Crardawgs 2009 14
40.00 Terrell Owens
Rec: 8/173 TD: 4 (4,31,46,52)
Holeshots 2007 11
39.00 Randy Moss
Rec: 10/128 TD: 4 (43,16,6,17)
The Buffet Bandits 2007 11
35.00 Anquan Boldin
Rec: 14/181 TD: 2 (5,32)
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 2007 3
33.00 Drew Bennett
Rec: 12/233 TD: 3 (42,22,7)
SCRUBS 2004 14
Tight End - Lifetime - Combined - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
31.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 10/145 TD: 3 (19,20,35)
THE DOGS 2005 8
27.00 Jason Witten
Rec: 15/138 TD: 1 (16)
Fumbles Lost: 1
Bare Bears 2007 14
26.00 Kellen Winslow
Rec: 10/111 TD: 2 (5,16)
Fumbles Lost: 1
Anabolic Blondies 2008 10
26.00 Tony Gonzalez
Rec: 10/113 TD: 2 (34,3)
d snyds is king "of cock" 2008 10
25.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 9/124 TT: 13 TTRZ: 2 TD: 2 (30,3)
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 2009 4
Kicker - Lifetime - Combined - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
21.00 Shayne Graham
PAT: 0 FG: 034|019|022|035|035|021|033 ()
PAT: 0 FG: 7 ()
Cake -n- Bake 2007 10
20.00 Jeff Wilkins
PAT: 0 FG: 026|038|029|051|048|024 ()
PAT: 0 FG: 6 ()
Ass Eaters Unanimous 2006 1
20.00 Adam Vinatieri
Pass: 1/1 Yds: 4 TD: 1 (4)
PAT: 0 FG: 043|031|045|036 ()
PAT: 4 FG: 4 ()
SCRUBS 2004 9
19.00 Neil Rackers
PAT: 0 FG: 040|045|048|023|043|024 ()
PAT: 1 FG: 6 ()
Drunk Drivers 2005 4
18.00 Jay Feely
PAT: 0 FG: 039|050|033|039|044 ()
PAT: 3 FG: 5 ()
collie man 2005 8
Team Defense/Special Team - Lifetime - Combined - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
36.00 San Francisco 49ers
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 82 Rush Yds: 95
Sack: 5
Int: 1 Int Yds: 23 TD: 1
FF: 0 FR: 2 TD: 2
Punt Return: 3/3
Kickoff Return: 1/25
Long Baallz 2009 4
28.00 Baltimore Ravens
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 151 Rush Yds: 21
Sack: 9.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 7
FF: 2 FR: 1
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 2006 12
26.00 New England Patriots
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 66 Rush Yds: 68
Sack: 5.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 0 TD: 1
FF: 0 FR: 1
Safeties: 1
SCRUBS 2003 14
25.00 Baltimore Ravens
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 133 Rush Yds: 78
Sack: 5.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 0 TD: 1
FF: 0 FR: 3
The Gapes of Wrath 2003 16
24.00 Philadelphia Eagles
All Points Allowed: 10
Def Points Allowed: 10
Pass Yds: 83 Rush Yds: 86
Sack: 5
Int: 5 Int Yds: 69
FF: 2 FR: 2 TD: 1
Punt Return: 2/106 TD: 1
Kickoff Return: 2/45
Red Dragons 2009 1
Points Player Team Season Week
38.00 Billy Volek
Passer Rating: 107.1
Pass: 40/60 Yds: 492 TD: 4 (17,23,7,3) Int: 1
Rush: 1/1 TD: 1 (1)
Fumbles Lost: 1
K.O.D "Kiss Of Death" 2004 15
37.00 Carson Palmer
Passer Rating: 113.4
Pass: 33/50 Yds: 401 TD: 6 (13,23,22,14,5,7) Int: 2
Rush: 2/10
Holeshots 2007 2
36.00 Tom Brady
Passer Rating: 152.8
Pass: 29/34 Yds: 380 TD: 6 (9,5,28,38,30,40)
Crardawgs 2009 6
35.00 Tom Brady
Passer Rating: 158.3
Pass: 21/25 Yds: 354 TD: 6 (30,2,35,50,14,16)
Deadly Vipers 2007 7
35.00 Drew Brees
Passer Rating: 137.0
Pass: 26/34 Yds: 358 TD: 6 (13,58,15,1,39,9) Int: 1
Longest Barrel Ride 2009 1
Running Back - Lifetime - Combined - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
46.00 Clinton Portis
Rush: 22/218 TD: 5 (11,1,59,28,53)
Rec: 2/36
THE DOGS 2003 14
38.00 Adrian Peterson
Rush: 30/296 TD: 3 (1,64,46)
Rec: 1/19
Fumbles Lost: 1
FuNkY FrEQs 2007 9
38.00 LaDainian Tomlinson
Rush: 24/198 TD: 4 (3,27,13,41)
Rec: 3/16
Crazy 88 2007 6
37.00 Joseph Addai
Rush: 24/171 TD: 4 (15,10,4)
Rec: 2/37
DHDPHDG 2006 12
37.00 LaDainian Tomlinson
Pass: 1/1 Yds: 26 TD: 1 (26)
Rush: 21/192 TD: 3 (1,3,5)
Rec: 6/28
Fumbles Lost: 1
Pussy Patrol 2005 3
Wide Receiver - Lifetime - Combined - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
42.00 Brandon Marshall
Rec: 21/200 TT: 28 TTRZ: 8 TD: 2 (5,5)
Crardawgs 2009 14
40.00 Terrell Owens
Rec: 8/173 TD: 4 (4,31,46,52)
Holeshots 2007 11
39.00 Randy Moss
Rec: 10/128 TD: 4 (43,16,6,17)
The Buffet Bandits 2007 11
35.00 Anquan Boldin
Rec: 14/181 TD: 2 (5,32)
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 2007 3
33.00 Drew Bennett
Rec: 12/233 TD: 3 (42,22,7)
SCRUBS 2004 14
Tight End - Lifetime - Combined - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
31.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 10/145 TD: 3 (19,20,35)
THE DOGS 2005 8
27.00 Jason Witten
Rec: 15/138 TD: 1 (16)
Fumbles Lost: 1
Bare Bears 2007 14
26.00 Kellen Winslow
Rec: 10/111 TD: 2 (5,16)
Fumbles Lost: 1
Anabolic Blondies 2008 10
26.00 Tony Gonzalez
Rec: 10/113 TD: 2 (34,3)
d snyds is king "of cock" 2008 10
25.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 9/124 TT: 13 TTRZ: 2 TD: 2 (30,3)
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 2009 4
Kicker - Lifetime - Combined - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
21.00 Shayne Graham
PAT: 0 FG: 034|019|022|035|035|021|033 ()
PAT: 0 FG: 7 ()
Cake -n- Bake 2007 10
20.00 Jeff Wilkins
PAT: 0 FG: 026|038|029|051|048|024 ()
PAT: 0 FG: 6 ()
Ass Eaters Unanimous 2006 1
20.00 Adam Vinatieri
Pass: 1/1 Yds: 4 TD: 1 (4)
PAT: 0 FG: 043|031|045|036 ()
PAT: 4 FG: 4 ()
SCRUBS 2004 9
19.00 Neil Rackers
PAT: 0 FG: 040|045|048|023|043|024 ()
PAT: 1 FG: 6 ()
Drunk Drivers 2005 4
18.00 Jay Feely
PAT: 0 FG: 039|050|033|039|044 ()
PAT: 3 FG: 5 ()
collie man 2005 8
Team Defense/Special Team - Lifetime - Combined - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
36.00 San Francisco 49ers
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 82 Rush Yds: 95
Sack: 5
Int: 1 Int Yds: 23 TD: 1
FF: 0 FR: 2 TD: 2
Punt Return: 3/3
Kickoff Return: 1/25
Long Baallz 2009 4
28.00 Baltimore Ravens
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 151 Rush Yds: 21
Sack: 9.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 7
FF: 2 FR: 1
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 2006 12
26.00 New England Patriots
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 66 Rush Yds: 68
Sack: 5.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 0 TD: 1
FF: 0 FR: 1
Safeties: 1
SCRUBS 2003 14
25.00 Baltimore Ravens
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 133 Rush Yds: 78
Sack: 5.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 0 TD: 1
FF: 0 FR: 3
The Gapes of Wrath 2003 16
24.00 Philadelphia Eagles
All Points Allowed: 10
Def Points Allowed: 10
Pass Yds: 83 Rush Yds: 86
Sack: 5
Int: 5 Int Yds: 69
FF: 2 FR: 2 TD: 1
Punt Return: 2/106 TD: 1
Kickoff Return: 2/45
Red Dragons 2009 1
2009
2009 was definitely a tough fantasy year for me, but looking back the record wasn't nearly as bad as the anguish, as I finished just one win short of the best team in my division and just two wins short of tying for best record.
2009 Regular Season Standings
Odd Division
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Poundin' Gutz 7 6 0 0.538 1008 942
The Maenads 6 7 0 0.462 899 872
Red Dragons 6 7 0 0.462 897 941
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 6 7 0 0.462 840 918
Fuck G.M. 4 9 0 0.308 770 870
Even Division
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Long Baallz 8 5 0 0.615 1143 949
The Naked Ninjas 7 6 0 0.538 995 970
Longest Barrel Ride 7 6 0 0.538 993 1028
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 7 6 0 0.538 983 989
Crardawgs 7 6 0 0.538 971 1020
2009 Playoff Standings
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 3 0 0 1.000 219 183
Poundin' Gutz 2 0 0 1.000 179 132
The Naked Ninjas 1 1 0 0.500 148 172
The Maenads 1 1 0 0.500 148 124
Long Baallz 1 1 0 0.500 165 157
Fuck G.M. 1 1 0 0.500 141 142
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 1 2 0 0.333 235 253
Red Dragons 0 2 0 0.000 127 171
Crardawgs 0 1 0 0.000 65 80
Longest Barrel Ride 0 1 0 0.000 72 85
2009 YTD Points
Team Total Points Points Behind
Long Baallz 1409 Leader
Poundin' Gutz 1345 -64
Crardawgs 1287 -122
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 1280 -129
The Naked Ninjas 1262 -147
Longest Barrel Ride 1202 -207
The Maenads 1157 -252
Red Dragons 1143 -266
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 1088 -321
Fuck G.M. 1064 -345
Quarterback - 2009 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
36.00 Tom Brady
Passer Rating: 152.8
Pass: 29/34 Yds: 380 TD: 6 (9,5,28,38,30,40)
Crardawgs 2009 6
35.00 Drew Brees
Passer Rating: 137.0
Pass: 26/34 Yds: 358 TD: 6 (13,58,15,1,39,9) Int: 1
Longest Barrel Ride 2009 1
32.00 Drew Brees
Passer Rating: 158.3
Pass: 18/23 Yds: 371 TD: 5 (20,2,38,75,18)
Rush: 1/-1
Longest Barrel Ride 2009 12
28.00 Drew Brees
Passer Rating: 156.8
Pass: 23/30 Yds: 369 TD: 4 (12,12,36,1)
Rush: 1/6
Longest Barrel Ride 2009 6
28.00 Peyton Manning
Passer Rating: 130.5
Pass: 24/35 Yds: 379 TD: 4 (3,53,10,20) Int: 1
Rush: 2/-1
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 2009 3
Running Back - 2009 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
31.00 Chris Johnson
Rush: 26/132 TD: 2 (1,28)
Rec: 9/100 TT: 9
The Naked Ninjas 2009 10
31.00 Adrian Peterson
Rush: 25/180 TD: 3 (64,1,1)
Rec: 1/18 TT: 1
Poundin' Gutz 2009 1
30.00 Maurice Jones-Drew
Rush: 33/133 TD: 3 (3,1,4)
Rec: 5/45 TT: 8 TTRZ: 1
Fumbles Lost: 1
Long Baallz 2009 6
28.00 Frank Gore
Rush: 16/207 TD: 2 (80,79)
Rec: 5/39 TT: 5
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 2009 2
27.00 Chris Johnson
Rush: 24/228 TD: 2 (89,52)
Rec: 2/11 TT: 3
The Naked Ninjas 2009 8
Wide Receiver - 2009 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
30.00 Roddy White
Rec: 8/210 TT: 10 TTRZ: 2 TD: 2 (90,31)
The Maenads 2009 5
30.00 Randy Moss
Rec: 8/129 TT: 10 TTRZ: 1 TD: 3 (9,28,40)
Longest Barrel Ride 2009 6
28.00 Wes Welker
Rec: 10/150 TT: 11 TTRZ: 2 TD: 2 (5,30)
Punt Return: 1/0
Long Baallz 2009 6
28.00 Randy Moss
Rec: 9/179 TT: 16 TTRZ: 4 TD: 2 (5,63)
Longest Barrel Ride 2009 10
27.00 Steve Smith
Rec: 11/134 TT: 18 TTRZ: 3 TD: 2 (25,3)
Long Baallz 2009 4
Tight End - 2009 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
25.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 9/124 TT: 13 TTRZ: 2 TD: 2 (30,3)
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 2009 4
22.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 7/118 TT: 8 TTRZ: 3 TD: 2 (19,15)
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 2009 12
21.00 Dallas Clark
Rec: 7/183 TT: 9 TD: 1 (80)
The Maenads 2009 2
20.00 Owen Daniels
Rec: 7/78 TT: 9 TTRZ: 4 TD: 2 (7,12)
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 2009 6
17.00 Owen Daniels
Rec: 7/123 TT: 9 TTRZ: 1 TD: 1 (42)
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 2009 7
Kicker - 2009 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
15.00 Lawrence Tynes
PAT: 3 FG: 4 (37,36,28,30)
Missed FG: 1 (29)
Long Baallz 2009 2
15.00 Ryan Longwell
PAT: 3 FG: 4 (31,29,22,40)
Poundin' Gutz 2009 6
14.00 Mason Crosby
PAT: 2 FG: 4 (26,31,28,46)
Fuck G.M. 2009 6
14.00 Stephen Gostkowski
PAT: 2 FG: 4 (33,33,21,22)
The Naked Ninjas 2009 3
14.00 Robbie Gould
PAT: 6 FG: 2 (22,52)
Red Dragons 2009 4
Team Defense/Special Team - 2009 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
36.00 San Francisco 49ers
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 82 Rush Yds: 95
Sack: 5
Int: 1 Int Yds: 23 TD: 1
FF: 0 FR: 2 TD: 2
Punt Return: 3/3
Kickoff Return: 1/25
Long Baallz 2009 4
24.00 Philadelphia Eagles
All Points Allowed: 10
Def Points Allowed: 10
Pass Yds: 83 Rush Yds: 86
Sack: 5
Int: 5 Int Yds: 69
FF: 2 FR: 2 TD: 1
Punt Return: 2/106 TD: 1
Kickoff Return: 2/45
Red Dragons 2009 1
22.00 Baltimore Ravens
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 74 Rush Yds: 86
Sack: 4
Int: 2 Int Yds: 59 TD: 1
FF: 1 FR: 0
Punt Return: 3/5
Kickoff Return: 1/31
Crardawgs 2009 10
20.00 New Orleans Saints
All Points Allowed: 10
Def Points Allowed: 10
Pass Yds: 112 Rush Yds: 132
Sack: 4
Int: 3 Int Yds: 124 TD: 1
FF: 1 FR: 1 TD: 1
Punt Return: 1/22
Kickoff Return: 1/26
Longest Barrel Ride 2009 4
18.00 Pittsburgh Steelers
All Points Allowed: 17
Def Points Allowed: 11
Pass Yds: 297 Rush Yds: 89
Sack: 4
Int: 1 Int Yds: 82 TD: 1
FF: 1 FR: 1 TD: 1
Punt Return: 2/16
Kickoff Return: 4/105
Crardawgs 2009 7
2009 End of Season Honors
League Champion
Poundin' Gutz
Jeremy Tiffany
Tiff knocks off the defending champ for his first Nookie title.
League Runner Up
Long Baallz
Pat Kalscheur
Pat's bid for back-to-back titles falls just short, as AP dooms him in the second half of the Monday night game.
Third Place Winner
The Naked Ninjas
Kristy Colborn
Power Rankings Champ
Long Baallz
Pat Kalscheur
Pat fell short in his quest for two in a row, however, he did take home the power ranking championship and the cash that goes with it, which helps alleviate the sting.
Toilet Bowl Winner
Fuck G.M.
Bryan Schultz
Our guy Bry faced his toughest year in 2009, and fantasy football was just another thing that went wrong for him. Nonetheless, he did win the Toilet Bowl, secure the #1 pick in the draft, and beat my sorry ass. Hopefully, he'll make it back for FREE BEER!!!!
Toilet Bowl Loser
Red Dragons
Chris Kalscheur
Nine certainly is my favorite number, but '09 was brutal for me. Things were tough all over, but I'll be back - stronger, faster, harder. I'll also be offering the beer at the '10 draft, so bring your thirst.
Consolation Winner
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks
Todd Ebens
Todd had what Snyds called the worst fantasy team he's ever seen, but he did rally to win the wrong bracket and 50
Weekly Results
Week 1
Away Score Home Score
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 55 At The Maenads 50
Red Dragons 63 At Crardawgs 67
Long Baallz 81 At Fuck G.M. 64
The Naked Ninjas 71 At Longest Barrel Ride 77
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 69 At Poundin' Gutz 90
Week 2
Away Score Home Score
The Maenads 82 At Red Dragons 71
Longest Barrel Ride 63 At Crardawgs 62
Long Baallz 43 At Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 70
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 108 At The Naked Ninjas 76
Poundin' Gutz 88 At Fuck G.M. 29
Week 3
Away Score Home Score
Poundin' Gutz 74 At The Maenads 60
Red Dragons 40 At Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 56
The Naked Ninjas 49 At Fuck G.M. 45
Crardawgs 48 At Long Baallz 115
Longest Barrel Ride 59 At ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 60
Week 4
Away Score Home Score
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 81 At Poundin' Gutz 71
Red Dragons 75 At Fuck G.M. 57
The Maenads 68 At Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 51
Longest Barrel Ride 80 At Long Baallz 120
Crardawgs 77 At The Naked Ninjas 41
Week 5
Away Score Home Score
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 51 At Fuck G.M. 47
The Maenads 101 At Longest Barrel Ride 41
The Naked Ninjas 74 At Long Baallz 79
Red Dragons 51 At Poundin' Gutz 82
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 91 At Crardawgs 88
Week 6
Away Score Home Score
Fuck G.M. 85 At The Maenads 92
Red Dragons 46 At The Naked Ninjas 99
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 68 At Long Baallz 97
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 75 At Longest Barrel Ride 89
Poundin' Gutz 74 At Crardawgs 108
Week 7
Away Score Home Score
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 81 At ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 65
Crardawgs 81 At Fuck G.M. 69
The Naked Ninjas 59 At The Maenads 63
Poundin' Gutz 100 At Long Baallz 87
Longest Barrel Ride 80 At Red Dragons 90
Week 8
Away Score Home Score
Long Baallz 96 At The Maenads 60
Poundin' Gutz 90 At The Naked Ninjas 99
Red Dragons 81 At ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 73
Longest Barrel Ride 67 At Fuck G.M. 56
Crardawgs 43 At Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 61
Week 9
Away Score Home Score
Long Baallz 87 At Red Dragons 51
The Naked Ninjas 108 At ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 92
Crardawgs 83 At Longest Barrel Ride 79
Poundin' Gutz 86 At Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 51
The Maenads 47 At Fuck G.M. 55
Week 10
Away Score Home Score
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 75 At The Naked Ninjas 92
Long Baallz 120 At Crardawgs 88
Fuck G.M. 56 At Poundin' Gutz 55
Red Dragons 54 At The Maenads 66
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 75 At Longest Barrel Ride 82
Week 11
Away Score Home Score
The Naked Ninjas 81 At Crardawgs 86
Fuck G.M. 76 At ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 55
Long Baallz 93 At Longest Barrel Ride 104
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 55 At Red Dragons 122
The Maenads 62 At Poundin' Gutz 66
Week 12
Away Score Home Score
Long Baallz 66 At The Naked Ninjas
Commish changed score from 66 to 67 66
67
Crardawgs 61 At ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 85
Fuck G.M. 68 At Red Dragons 70
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 86 At The Maenads 70
Longest Barrel Ride 106 At Poundin' Gutz 63
Week 13
Away Score Home Score
Poundin' Gutz 69 At Red Dragons 83
The Maenads 78 At Crardawgs 79
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 75 At Long Baallz 59
Longest Barrel Ride 66 At The Naked Ninjas 79
Fuck G.M. 63 At Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 59
Week 14 --- Playoffs
Away Score Home Score
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses)
Commish changed score from 0 to 85
85 At Longest Barrel Ride
Commish changed score from 0 to 72
72
Long Baallz
Commish changed score from 0 to 75
75 At BYE
Poundin' Gutz
Commish changed score from 0 to 94
94 At BYE
The Naked Ninjas
Commish changed score from 0 to 70
70 At BYE
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks
Commish changed score from 0 to 67
67 At Fuck G.M.
Commish changed score from 0 to 50
50
Red Dragons
Commish changed score from 0 to 40
40 At BYE
The Maenads
Commish changed score from 0 to 60
60 At BYE
Crardawgs
Commish changed score from 0 to 104
104 At BYE
Week 15 --- Playoffs
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Fuck G.M. 81 At BYE 0 View
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 73 At Long Baallz 92
Commish changed score from 87 to 92
The Naked Ninjas
Commish changed score from 55 to 59 55
59 At Poundin' Gutz
Commish changed score from 92 to 95 92
95
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 80 At Crardawgs 65
Commish changed score from 61 to 65 61
Red Dragons 52 At The Maenads 80
Commish changed score from 77 to 80 77
Longest Barrel Ride 49 At
Week 16 --- Playoffs
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Longest Barrel Ride 42 At BYE 0
Poundin' Gutz 84 At Long Baallz 73
Crardawgs 71 At BYE 0
Fuck G.M. 91 At Red Dragons 75
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses) 77 At The Naked Ninjas 89
Backwoods Bucktooth Bumblefucks 72 At The Maenads 68
2008
2008 Regular Season Standings
Odd Division
Name W L T Pct PF PA
d snyds is king "of cock" 4 9 0 0.308 858 998
Little Richards 6 7 0 0.462 921 947
Lions 5 8 0 0.385 890 951
BOCEPHUS 6 7 0 0.462 942 903
Lap Dance Losers 10 3 0 0.769 1131 909
Even Division
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Strawberry Hill Loggers 7 6 0 0.538 904 887
Anabolic Blondies 7 6 0 0.538 859 871
Law Suits 10 3 0 0.769 987 892
The Badonkadonk 7 6 0 0.538 916 892
Go South 3 10 0 0.231 762 919
2008 Playoff Standings
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Law Suits 2 0 0 1.000 186 96
Lions 2 0 0 1.000 148 130
Go South 2 1 0 0.667 210 181
Anabolic Blondies 2 1 0 0.667 172 179
Little Richards 1 1 0 0.500 156 140
Lap Dance Losers 1 1 0 0.500 151 185
Strawberry Hill Loggers 0 1 0 0.000 51 53
BOCEPHUS 0 1 0 0.000 75 80
The Badonkadonk 0 2 0 0.000 133 171
d snyds is king "of cock" 0 2 0 0.000 104 133
2008 YTD Points
Team Total Points Points Behind
Lap Dance Losers 1450 Leader
Law Suits 1296 -154
BOCEPHUS 1222 -228
The Badonkadonk 1191 -259
Strawberry Hill Loggers 1173 -277
Little Richards 1169 -281
Lions 1153 -297
Anabolic Blondies 1101 -349
Go South 1031 -419
d snyds is king "of cock" 1028 -422
Quarterback - 2008 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
31.00 Matt Cassel
Passer Rating: 114.0
Pass: 30/43 Yds: 415 TD: 3 (25,8,29) Int: 1
Rush: 2/14 TD: 1 (8)
The Badonkadonk 2008 12
31.00 Matt Cassel
Passer Rating: 103.4
Pass: 30/51 Yds: 400 TD: 3 (19,10,16)
Rush: 8/62
2pt Pass: 1
The Badonkadonk 2008 11
29.00 Jay Cutler
Passer Rating: 109.6
Pass: 36/50 Yds: 350 TD: 4 (3,14,6,4) Int: 1
Rush: 2/6
2pt Pass: 1
Law Suits 2008 2
27.00 Jay Cutler
Passer Rating: 107.9
Pass: 24/42 Yds: 447 TD: 3 (93,28,11) Int: 1
Rush: 7/29
Law Suits 2008 10
26.00 Aaron Rodgers
Passer Rating: 59.8
Pass: 23/41 Yds: 248 TD: 2 (7,4) Int: 3
Rush: 8/36 TD: 1 (10)
2pt Pass: 1
Lions 2008 12
Running Back - 2008 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
35.00 Ronnie Brown
Pass: 1/1 Yds: 19 TD: 1 (19)
Rush: 17/113 TD: 4 (2,15,5,62)
Rec: 1/9
d snyds is king "of cock" 2008 3
32.00 Brian Westbrook
Rush: 22/110 TD: 2 (1,9)
Rec: 3/20 TD: 2 (5,2)
The Badonkadonk 2008 13
31.00 Michael Turner
Rush: 24/117 TD: 4 (1,4,16)
Lap Dance Losers 2008 12
29.00 Reggie Bush
Rush: 18/73 TD: 1 (23)
Rec: 11/75 TD: 1 (6)
Fumbles Lost: 1
Punt Return: 2/30
Little Richards 2008 3
29.00 Steven Jackson
Rush: 25/160 TD: 3 (8,1,56)
Rec: 2/16
Law Suits 2008 7
Wide Receiver - 2008 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
32.00 Brandon Marshall
Rec: 18/166 TD: 1 (6)
Lions 2008 2
31.00 Randy Moss
Rec: 8/125 TD: 3 (25,8,29)
Strawberry Hill Loggers 2008 12
30.00 Anquan Boldin
Rec: 6/140 TD: 3 (79,3,8)
Lap Dance Losers 2008 2
30.00 Laveranues Coles
Rec: 8/105 TD: 3 (12,34,2)
d snyds is king "of cock" 2008 4
24.00 Anquan Boldin
Rush: 1/30
Rec: 9/63 TD: 2 (5,2)
Lap Dance Losers 2008 8
Tight End - 2008 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
26.00 Kellen Winslow
Rec: 10/111 TD: 2 (5,16)
Fumbles Lost: 1
Anabolic Blondies 2008 10
26.00 Tony Gonzalez
Rec: 10/113 TD: 2 (34,3)
d snyds is king "of cock" 2008 10
20.00 Tony Gonzalez
Rec: 10/113 TD: 1 (2)
d snyds is king "of cock" 2008 12
19.00 Jason Witten
Rec: 9/115 TD: 1 (7)
Little Richards 2008 13
16.00 Owen Daniels
Rec: 11/133
Anabolic Blondies 2008 9
Kicker - 2008 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
17.00 Matt Prater
PAT: 0 FG: 056|051|022|033 ()
PAT: 1 FG: 4 ()
d snyds is king "of cock" 2008 4
17.00 Rob Bironas
PAT: 0 FG: 049|041|045|043 ()
PAT: 5 FG: 4 ()
BOCEPHUS 2008 13
17.00 Ryan Longwell
PAT: 0 FG: 045|027|053|046|028 ()
PAT: 0 FG: 5 ()
Strawberry Hill Loggers 2008 2
16.00 David Akers
PAT: 0 FG: 019|038|025|028 ()
PAT: 4 FG: 4 ()
The Badonkadonk 2008 6
16.00 Joe Nedney
PAT: 0 FG: 032|037|053|029 ()
PAT: 2 FG: 4 ()
Anabolic Blondies 2008 6
Team Defense/Special Team - 2008 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
20.00 Green Bay Packers
All Points Allowed: 25
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 262 Rush Yds: 49
Sack: 5.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 83 TD: 2
FF: 0 FR: 0
Law Suits 2008 2
20.00 Chicago Bears
All Points Allowed: 41
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 284 Rush Yds: 155
Sack: 2.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 56
FF: 0 FR: 1
Punt Blocks: 1
Lap Dance Losers 2008 7
19.00 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
All Points Allowed: 20
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 99 Rush Yds: 108
Sack: 4.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 67 TD: 1
FF: 2 FR: 1
Strawberry Hill Loggers 2008 12
17.00 Green Bay Packers
All Points Allowed: 28
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 141 Rush Yds: 220
Sack: 2.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 87 TD: 1
FF: 1 FR: 0
Law Suits 2008 10
16.00 Baltimore Ravens
All Points Allowed: 7
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 120 Rush Yds: 86
Sack: 2.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 163 TD: 1
FF: 1 FR: 1
Safeties: 1
Punt Blocks: 1
Anabolic Blondies 2008 12
2008 End of Season Honors
League Champion
Long Baallz
Pat Kalscheur
League Runner Up
Red Dragons
Chris Kalscheur
Fuck! Not again!!!!!!
Third Place Winner
The Naked Ninjas
Kristy Colborn
Consolation Winner
Poundin' Gutz
Jeremy Tiffany
Toilet Bowl Winner
Little Richards
Jess Tiffany
Toilet Bowl Loser
D Snyds is King
Jon Owen
Jon lost, and quit. Fucker still needs to show up with the beer on draft day.
Weekly Results
Week 1
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Lap Dance Losers 65 At d snyds is king "of cock" 41
Strawberry Hill Loggers 71 At Anabolic Blondies 59
The Badonkadonk 55 At BOCEPHUS 64
Law Suits 60 At Go South 59
Lions 43 At Little Richards 91
Week 2
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Lions 105 At d snyds is king "of cock" 69
Go South 77 At Little Richards 89
Lap Dance Losers 93 At BOCEPHUS 86
Law Suits 99 At Anabolic Blondies 47
The Badonkadonk 70 At Strawberry Hill Loggers 79
Week 3
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Go South 58 At Strawberry Hill Loggers 71
The Badonkadonk 43 At Anabolic Blondies 76
Lap Dance Losers 58 At Law Suits 79
d snyds is king "of cock" 100 At Little Richards 88
BOCEPHUS 42 At Lions 67
Week 4
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
BOCEPHUS 94 At Little Richards 73
d snyds is king "of cock" 106 At Strawberry Hill Loggers 52
Law Suits 90 At The Badonkadonk 75
Lap Dance Losers 92 At Lions 62
Go South 41 At Anabolic Blondies 81
Week 5
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
The Badonkadonk 49 At Go South 47
Law Suits 73 At Strawberry Hill Loggers 72
Lions 65 At Anabolic Blondies 50
BOCEPHUS 62 At d snyds is king "of cock" 61
Lap Dance Losers 76 At Little Richards 80
Week 6
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
The Badonkadonk 66 At Lions 79
Go South 71 At BOCEPHUS 60
d snyds is king "of cock" 44 At Anabolic Blondies 79
Law Suits 87 At Little Richards 84
Lap Dance Losers 76 At Strawberry Hill Loggers 61
Week 7
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
BOCEPHUS 78 At Anabolic Blondies 52
Go South 73 At d snyds is king "of cock" 31
Lap Dance Losers 103 At The Badonkadonk 63
Law Suits 86 At Lions 64
Strawberry Hill Loggers 56 At Little Richards 41
Week 8
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Law Suits 40 At Strawberry Hill Loggers 84
Little Richards 44 At Anabolic Blondies 61
Lap Dance Losers 100 At BOCEPHUS 98
Lions 56 At d snyds is king "of cock" 85
The Badonkadonk 96 At Go South 56
Week 9
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Go South 80 At Strawberry Hill Loggers 51
Law Suits 54 At Anabolic Blondies 72
BOCEPHUS 82 At Lions 64
Lap Dance Losers 86 At d snyds is king "of cock" 45
The Badonkadonk 64 At Little Richards 47
Week 10
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
BOCEPHUS 36 At Little Richards 54
Lap Dance Losers 81 At Anabolic Blondies 96
Go South 59 At Lions 80
The Badonkadonk 68 At Strawberry Hill Loggers 51
Law Suits 111 At d snyds is king "of cock" 77
Week 11
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Lions 53 At Strawberry Hill Loggers 70
Go South 28 At Anabolic Blondies 47
Lap Dance Losers 97 At Little Richards 71
Law Suits 82 At BOCEPHUS 63
The Badonkadonk 85 At d snyds is king "of cock" 58
Week 12
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
BOCEPHUS 69 At d snyds is king "of cock" 76
Lap Dance Losers 136 At Go South 66
Law Suits 58 At The Badonkadonk 90
Lions 91 At Little Richards 91
Commish changed score from 91 to 92
Strawberry Hill Loggers 131 At Anabolic Blondies 55
Week 13
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
BOCEPHUS 108 At Strawberry Hill Loggers 55
Lap Dance Losers 68 At Lions 61
d snyds is king "of cock" 65 At Little Richards 67
The Badonkadonk 92 At Anabolic Blondies 84
Law Suits 68 At Go South 47
Week 14 --- Playoffs
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Little Richards 56 At BYE
Lions 64 At BYE
Strawberry Hill Loggers 49 At Anabolic Blondies 51
Commish changed score from 49 to 51
Strawberry Hill Loggers 51 At Anabolic Blondies 53
Lap Dance Losers 81 At BYE
The Badonkadonk 77 At BYE
BOCEPHUS 81 At BYE
Go South 50 At d snyds is king 'of cock' 70
Commish changed score from 50 to 70
Commish changed score from 48 to 50
Law Suits 57 At BYE
Week 15 --- Playoffs
Away Score Home Matchup
Strawberry Hill Loggers 77
Go South 80 At BOCEPHUS 75
Commish changed score from 71 to 75
Lap Dance Losers 101 At The Badonkadonk 80
Commish changed score from 98 to 101
d snyds is king "of cock" 0
Lions 86 At Little Richards 73
Commish changed score from 70 to 73
Law Suits 81 At Anabolic Blondies 46
Commish changed score from 77 to 81
Week 16 --- Playoffs
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
BOCEPHUS 37 No Opponent
Strawberry Hill Loggers 79 No Opponent
Lap Dance Losers 50 At Law Suits 105
d snyds is king "of cock" 54 At Little Richards 83
The Badonkadonk 53 At Anabolic Blondies 73
Go South 60 At Lions 62
Thursday, August 26, 2010
2007
2007 Regular Season Standings
Odd Division
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Hot & Horny Housewives 8 5 0 0.615 889 922
FuNkY FrEQs 7 6 0 0.538 1035 978
Cake -n- Bake 4 9 0 0.308 1065 1059
The Sleepless Wonders 6 7 0 0.462 849 960
Crazy 88 8 5 0 0.615 1093 918
Even Division
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Holeshots 8 5 0 0.615 937 925
The Buffet Bandits 8 5 0 0.615 1002 995
Bare Bears 5 8 0 0.385 840 938
Whiner (Everybodys Best)3 10 0 0.231 904 1084
Deadly Vipers 8 5 0 0.615 1178 1013
2007 Playoff Standings
Playoffs
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Bare Bears 2 0 0 1.000 165 136
Deadly Vipers 2 0 0 1.000 138 121
Cake -n- Bake 2 1 0 0.667 240 209
Holeshots 2 1 0 0.667 220 234
Whiner (Everybodys Best)1 1 0 0.500 133 135
Crazy 88 1 1 0 0.500 139 113
Hot & Horny Housewives 0 1 0 0.000 90 95
The Sleepless Wonders 0 2 0 0.000 100 157
The Buffet Bandits 0 2 0 0.000 130 145
FuNkY FrEQs 0 1 0 0.000 68 69
2007 YTD Points
Team Total Points Points Behind
Deadly Vipers 1483 Leader
Cake -n- Bake 1388 -95
Crazy 88 1374 -109
FuNkY FrEQs 1315 -168
The Buffet Bandits 1272 -211
Holeshots 1180 -303
Hot & Horny Housewives 1174 -309
Whiner (Everybodys Best)1142 -341
Bare Bears 1116 -367
The Sleepless Wonders 1088 -395
Quarterback - 2007 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
37.00 Carson Palmer
Passer Rating: 113.4
Pass: 33/50 Yds: 401 TD: 6 (13,23,22,14,5,7) Int: 2
Rush: 2/10
Holeshots 2007 2
35.00 Tom Brady
Passer Rating: 158.3
Pass: 21/25 Yds: 354 TD: 6 (30,2,35,50,14,16)
Deadly Vipers 2007 7
34.00 Tom Brady
Passer Rating: 125.5
Pass: 29/38 Yds: 306 TD: 3 (2,6)
Rush: 4/14 TD: 2 (3,2)
Fumbles Lost: 1
Deadly Vipers 2007 8
32.00 Tom Brady
Passer Rating: 146.1
Pass: 31/39 Yds: 373 TD: 5 (43,16,6,17,3)
Rush: 2/9
Deadly Vipers 2007 11
32.00 Tom Brady
Passer Rating: 129.6
Pass: 31/46 Yds: 388 TD: 5 (6,35,12,1,69)
Rush: 3/5
Fumbles Lost: 1
Deadly Vipers 2007 6
Running Back - 2007 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
38.00 Adrian Peterson
Rush: 30/296 TD: 3 (1,64,46)
Rec: 1/19
Fumbles Lost: 1
FuNkY FrEQs 2007 9
38.00 LaDainian Tomlinson
Rush: 24/198 TD: 4 (3,27,13,41)
Rec: 3/16
Crazy 88 2007 6
34.00 Brian Westbrook
Rush: 14/110 TD: 2 (25,5)
Rec: 5/111 TD: 1 (43)
Deadly Vipers 2007 3
33.00 Frank Gore
Rush: 21/116 TD: 2 (11,35)
Rec: 11/98
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 2007 12
31.00 Brian Westbrook
Rush: 20/100 TD: 1 (10)
Rec: 5/83 TD: 2 (4,57)
Deadly Vipers 2007 10
Wide Receiver - 2007 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
40.00 Terrell Owens
Rec: 8/173 TD: 4 (4,31,46,52)
Holeshots 2007 11
39.00 Randy Moss
Rec: 10/128 TD: 4 (43,16,6,17)
The Buffet Bandits 2007 11
35.00 Anquan Boldin
Rec: 14/181 TD: 2 (5,32)
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 2007 3
33.00 Steve Smith
Rec: 8/153 TD: 3 (7,12,74)
Crazy 88 2007 2
33.00 Chad Ochocinco
Rec: 12/103 TD: 3 (10,2,3)
The Buffet Bandits 2007 12
Tight End - 2007 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
24.00 Tony Gonzalez
Rec: 9/102 TD: 2 (3,26)
Crazy 88 2007 6
23.00 Jeremy Shockey
Rec: 12/129 TD: 1 (8)
The Buffet Bandits 2007 10
22.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 6/105 TD: 2 (35,25)
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 2007 12
20.00 Kellen Winslow
Rec: 10/107 TD: 1 (7)
Hot & Horny Housewives 2007 12
20.00 Dallas Clark
Rec: 7/60 TD: 2 (5,14)
Holeshots 2007 13
Kicker - 2007 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
21.00 Shayne Graham
PAT: 0 FG: 034|019|022|035|035|021|033 ()
PAT: 0 FG: 7 ()
Cake -n- Bake 2007 10
16.00 Matt Stover
PAT: 0 FG: 043|042|023|031|036 ()
PAT: 1 FG: 5 ()
Deadly Vipers 2007 6
15.00 Nick Folk
PAT: 0 FG: 026|051|025 ()
PAT: 4 FG: 3 ()
The Buffet Bandits 2007 13
14.00 Matt Stover
PAT: 0 FG: 021|028|043|046 ()
PAT: 2 FG: 4 ()
Deadly Vipers 2007 3
Team Defense/Special Team - 2007 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
20.00 Minnesota Vikings
All Points Allowed: 3
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 169 Rush Yds: 96
Sack: 6.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 68 TD: 2
FF: 1 FR: 0
Deadly Vipers 2007 1
18.00 San Diego Chargers
All Points Allowed: 10
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 252 Rush Yds: 115
Sack: 1.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 96 TD: 1
FF: 0 FR: 1
FuNkY FrEQs 2007 8
16.00 Pittsburgh Steelers
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 110 Rush Yds: 49
Sack: 4.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 0
FF: 2 FR: 2
The Buffet Bandits 2007 12
16.00 New York Giants
All Points Allowed: 15
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 164 Rush Yds: 103
Sack: 6.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 34
FF: 1 FR: 2
Holeshots 2007 7
16.00 Chicago Bears
All Points Allowed: 34
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 292 Rush Yds: 138
Sack: 2.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 4
FF: 3 FR: 1
Punt Blocks: 1
Crazy 88 2007 12
2007 End of Season Honors
League Champion
The Maenads
Nicholas Ellis
Nick went 10-5 overall and scored 1178 points in the regular season. He avenged his loss to Crazy 88 in the finals to take the title.
League Runner Up
Red Dragons
Chris Kalscheur
Overall, I went 9-6, but again lost in the finals.
Third Place Winner
Holeshots
Jon Owen
Jon went 9-7 overall, and takes home 150 in his rookie campaign. Not bad for a noob, but the dumbass lost naming rights for his 2008 squad in a bet to Snyder.
Consolation Champ
Bare Bears
Sara Slut
Sara had a tough sophomore slump, ending up 7-8. She did win the consolation championship and the fifty bones to go with it. Imagine what could have been, if she would have picked the brain of the winningest player in Nookie history.
Toliet Bowl Winner
ROAD DOG KILLERS(No Excuses)
Derek Snyder
Snyds had one of the worst seasons ever. He was fucking terrible, going 4-11. He did trade for a ton of draft picks, but he'll blow those like he usually does. Nonetheless, he does hold the #1 in the '08 draft.
Toliet Bowl Loser
Fuck G.M.
Bryan Schultz
Shit, this is no dream, you lost the toliet bowl. Guess that's what you get, cheering for Sara to lose and thinking I would buy the beer. A big fuck you to you buddy! You lost, you buy, so quit being a jag bag. Keep it up, and my order will be for a 6 pack of Brew Master's Private Reserve. A bottle of Absolut would be a lot cheaper...At least your record was cool, 6-9.
Weekly Results
Week 1
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Crazy 88 100 At Hot & Horny Housewives 42
Holeshots 68 At Bare Bears 54
Deadly Vipers 107 At Whiner (Everybodys Best) 84
Cake -n- Bake 86 At The Buffet Bandits 88
The Sleepless Wonders 71 At FuNkY FrEQs 50
Week 2
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
FuNkY FrEQs 75 At Hot & Horny Housewives 71
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 75 At Holeshots 103
Deadly Vipers 113 At The Buffet Bandits 115
Crazy 88 119 At Cake -n- Bake 65
The Sleepless Wonders 60 At Bare Bears 54
Week 3
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
The Sleepless Wonders 53 At Hot & Horny Housewives 88
Cake -n- Bake 67 At FuNkY FrEQs 71
Crazy 88 76 At Holeshots 58
Deadly Vipers 112 At Bare Bears 49
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 102 At The Buffet Bandits 89
Week 4
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 49 At Bare Bears 93
Deadly Vipers 45 At Hot & Horny Housewives 51
Crazy 88 84 At FuNkY FrEQs 63
Holeshots 63 At The Buffet Bandits 76
Cake -n- Bake 58 At The Sleepless Wonders 58
Week 5
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Crazy 88 43 At The Sleepless Wonders 69
Deadly Vipers 58 At Holeshots 59
Cake -n- Bake 50 At Hot & Horny Housewives 52
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 88 At FuNkY FrEQs 91
The Buffet Bandits 64 At Bare Bears 74
Week 6
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Crazy 88 163 At Deadly Vipers 95
FuNkY FrEQs 59 At The Buffet Bandits 59
The Sleepless Wonders 51 At Holeshots 75
Cake -n- Bake 81 At Bare Bears 55
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 48 At Hot & Horny Housewives 62
Week 7
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Deadly Vipers 83 At The Sleepless Wonders 71
Crazy 88 67 At The Buffet Bandits 71
FuNkY FrEQs 78 At Holeshots 92
Cake -n- Bake 117 At Whiner (Everybodys Best) 70
Bare Bears 72 At Hot & Horny Housewives 53
Week 8
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
The Sleepless Wonders 68 At Whiner (Everybodys Best) 89
Crazy 88 69 At Cake -n- Bake 92
Deadly Vipers 85 At Holeshots 23
The Buffet Bandits 64 At Bare Bears 62
FuNkY FrEQs 97 At Hot & Horny Housewives 55
Week 9
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 57 At Holeshots 80
The Sleepless Wonders 87 At The Buffet Bandits 62
Deadly Vipers 84 At Bare Bears 57
Crazy 88 58 At Hot & Horny Housewives 87
Cake -n- Bake 95 At FuNkY FrEQs 102
Week 10
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
FuNkY FrEQs 86 At Bare Bears 51
Cake -n- Bake 123 At The Sleepless Wonders 58
Deadly Vipers 94 At The Buffet Bandits 70
Crazy 88 61 At Whiner (Everybodys Best) 40
Holeshots 69 At Hot & Horny Housewives 89
Week 11
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
The Buffet Bandits 91 At Hot & Horny Housewives 101
Crazy 88 88 At The Sleepless Wonders 68
Cake -n- Bake 69 At Holeshots 104
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 57 At Bare Bears 69
Deadly Vipers 96 At FuNkY FrEQs 81
Week 12
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
The Sleepless Wonders 57 At FuNkY FrEQs 96
Holeshots 56 At The Buffet Bandits 89
Crazy 88 73 At Bare Bears 82
Deadly Vipers 80 At Whiner (Everybodys Best) 114
Cake -n- Bake 86 At Hot & Horny Housewives 87
Week 13
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Holeshots 87 At Bare Bears 68
Crazy 88 92 At FuNkY FrEQs 86
Cake -n- Bake 76 At Deadly Vipers 126
The Sleepless Wonders 78 At Hot & Horny Housewives 51
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 31 At The Buffet Bandits 64
Week 14 -- Playoffs
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Bare Bears 90 At BYE 0
Cake -n- Bake 97 At Whiner (Everybodys Best) 52
Holeshots
Commish changed score from 95 to 97 95
97 At Hot & Horny Housewives 90
Crazy 88 68 At BYE 0
The Buffet Bandits 72 At BYE 0
Deadly Vipers 109 At BYE 0
FuNkY FrEQs 61 At BYE 0
The Sleepless Wonders 108 At BYE 0
Week 15 -- Playoffs
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
Hot & Horny Housewives 85 No Opponent
Cake -n- Bake 69 At FuNkY FrEQs 68
Whiner (Everybodys Best) 44 At BYE 0
Deadly Vipers
Commish changed score from 67 to 70 67
70 At The Buffet Bandits 59
The Sleepless Wonders 62 At Bare Bears 76
Crazy 88
Commish changed score from 73 to 77 73
77 At Holeshots 45
Week 16 -- Playoffs
Away Score Home Score View Matchup
FuNkY FrEQs 65 No Opponent
Hot & Horny Housewives 57 No Opponent
Crazy 88 62 At Deadly Vipers 68
Holeshots 78 At The Buffet Bandits 71
Cake -n- Bake 74 At Bare Bears 89
The Sleepless Wonders 38 At Whiner (Everybodys Best) 81
Friday, July 30, 2010
2006: Everybody please welcome one of the greatest coaches of all time, Marv Levy (Fanball year four)
2006 marks the start of my run of oh so close, but no cigar.
2006 Regular Season Standings
Odd Division
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Uddercontrol (Kristy) 2 11 0 0.154 754 979
3XY (Tiff) 7 6 0 0.538 857 840
THE DOGS (Mark) 9 4 0 0.692 846 841
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects (Poop)6 7 0 0.462 1001 966
Freq-a-zoid Robots (Chris) 10 3 0 0.769 1168 849
Even Division
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Ass Eaters Unanimous (Steve) 5 8 0 0.385 794 868
Porchmonkeys 4Life (Tubby) 5 8 0 0.385 840 887
Sweet Cheeks, Inc. (Sara Slut) 8 5 0 0.615 933 839
DHDPHDG (Snyds) 8 5 0 0.615 911 933
das unbekannt (BDL) 5 8 0 0.385 826 924
2006 Playoff Standings
Playoffs
Name W L T Pct PF PA
THE DOGS 2 0 0 1.000 157 123
das unbekannt 2 0 0 1.000 128 100
Ass Eaters Unanimous 2 1 0 0.667 179 139
3XY 2 1 0 0.667 213 187
Porchmonkeys 4Life 1 1 0 0.500 145 130
Freq-a-zoid Robots 1 1 0 0.500 131 115
Uddercontrol 0 2 0 0.000 98 159
Sweet Cheeks, Inc. 0 2 0 0.000 113 168
DHDPHDG 0 1 0 0.000 75 87
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 0 1 0 0.000 47 47
2006 YTD Points
Team Total Points Points Behind
Freq-a-zoid Robots 1168 Leader
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 1001 -167
Sweet Cheeks, Inc. 933 -235
DHDPHDG 911 -257
3XY 857 -311
THE DOGS 846 -322
Porchmonkeys 4Life 840 -328
das unbekannt 826 -342
Ass Eaters Unanimous 794 -374
Uddercontrol 754 -414
2006 - Combined - Highest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
Freq-a-zoid Robots Chris Kalscheur 137.00 2006 6
Freq-a-zoid Robots Chris Kalscheur 129.00 2006 11
DHDPHDG Derek Snyder 119.00 2006 6
Freq-a-zoid Robots Chris Kalscheur 118.00 2006 10
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects Bryan Schultz 115.00 2006 8
2006 - Combined - Lowest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
3XY Jeremy Tiffany 27.00 2006 11
THE DOGS Peppermint Patty Cakes 31.00 2006 7
Porchmonkeys 4Life Mike Colborn 36.00 2006 9
Uddercontrol Kristy Colborn 38.00 2006 12
Ass Eaters Unanimous Sloppy Seconds Steve 38.00 2006 9
Quarterback - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
32.00 Donovan McNabb
Passer Rating: 108.8
Pass: 16/30 Yds: 288 TD: 2 (45,30)
Rush: 5/47 TD: 2 (6,15)
Fumbles Lost: 1
DHDPHDG 2006 4
28.00 Tom Brady
Passer Rating: 115.6
Pass: 29/43 Yds: 372 TD: 4 (6,9,7,10) Int: 1
Rush: 1/1
das unbekannt 2006 8
27.00 Donovan McNabb
Passer Rating: 83.3
Pass: 22/35 Yds: 302 TD: 3 (12,7,52) Int: 3
Rush: 6/76
DHDPHDG 2006 7
27.00 Peyton Manning
Passer Rating: 140.4
Pass: 25/35 Yds: 342 TD: 4 (1,4,51)
Rush: 1/-1
Sweet Cheeks, Inc. 2006 7
27.00 Matt Hasselbeck
Passer Rating: 93.1
Pass: 24/33 Yds: 227 TD: 5 (12,4,10,21) Int: 3
THE DOGS 2006 3
Running Back - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
37.00 Joseph Addai
Rush: 24/171 TD: 4 (15,10,4)
Rec: 2/37
DHDPHDG 2006 12
35.00 Larry Johnson
Rush: 39/155 TD: 3 (3,2)
Rec: 2/26 TD: 1 (9)
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 2006 8
35.00 LaDainian Tomlinson
Rush: 20/105 TD: 3 (3,1)
Rec: 3/74 TD: 1 (51)
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 11
35.00 LaDainian Tomlinson
Rush: 22/104 TD: 4 (9,4,2)
Rec: 6/54
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 10
34.00 LaDainian Tomlinson
Rush: 21/71 TD: 4 (5,1)
Rec: 7/64
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 6
Wide Receiver - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
33.00 Reggie Wayne
Rec: 10/138 TD: 3 (12,5,19)
2pt Rec: 1
Sweet Cheeks, Inc. 2006 8
33.00 Chad Ochocinco
Rush: 1/0
Rec: 11/260 TD: 2 (51,74)
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 10
32.00 Javon Walker
Rush: 1/72 TD: 1 (72)
Rec: 6/134 TD: 2 (10)
3XY 2006 9
32.00 Chad Ochocinco
Rush: 1/3
Rec: 6/190 TD: 3 (41,60,4)
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 11
31.00 Torry Holt
Rec: 8/154 TD: 3 (9,10,67)
DHDPHDG 2006 6
Tight End - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
17.00 Tony Gonzalez
Rec: 5/63 TD: 2 (3,25)
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 2006 9
14.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 7/90 TD: 1 (11)
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 13
13.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 6/81 TD: 1 (19)
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 12
13.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 9/63 TD: 1 (1)
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 7
Kicker - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
20.00 Jeff Wilkins
PAT: 0 FG: 026|038|029|051|048|024 ()
PAT: 0 FG: 6 ()
Ass Eaters Unanimous 2006 1
16.00 Robbie Gould
PAT: 0 FG: 042|043|032|041 ()
PAT: 4 FG: 4 ()
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 5
16.00 Nate Kaeding
PAT: 0 FG: 028|031|035|044 ()
PAT: 4 FG: 4 ()
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 2
16.00 John Kasay
PAT: 0 FG: 051|050|049|046 ()
PAT: 2 FG: 4 ()
DHDPHDG 2006 3
15.00 Jeff Wilkins
PAT: 0 FG: 042|019|046|047 ()
PAT: 3 FG: 4 ()
Ass Eaters Unanimous 2006 4
Team Defense/Special Team - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
28.00 Baltimore Ravens
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 151 Rush Yds: 21
Sack: 9.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 7
FF: 2 FR: 1
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 2006 12
22.00 Chicago Bears
All Points Allowed: 13
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 156 Rush Yds: 192
Sack: 3.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 67 TD: 1
FF: 2 FR: 1
Safeties: 1
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 13
22.00 Chicago Bears
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 164 Rush Yds: 103
Sack: 3.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 28
FF: 0 FR: 1
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 1
21.00 Minnesota Vikings
All Points Allowed: 17
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 201 Rush Yds: 16
Sack: 5.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 47 TD: 1
FF: 1 FR: 1
3XY 2006 5
21.00 Chicago Bears
All Points Allowed: 23
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 220 Rush Yds: 66
Sack: 1.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 0
FF: 2 FR: 2
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 6
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2006 End of Season Honors
League Champion
The Dogs
Marky Mark Buchs
Marky Mark takes the 2006 crown with an overall record of 11-4.
League Runner Up
Red Dragons
Chris Kalscheur
My team went 10-3 in the regular season, scoring 1168 points in just thirteen games, but stumbled in the playoffs and ended up 11-4. Special note to Snyds: My team went 11-5 against you this year, bitch!
Third place winner
3XY
Jeremy Tiffany
Tiff went 9-7 overall, and took the third place prize. He lost for the third straight time to the Freqs in week 15, but got revenge by beating Sara and pocketing the extra 50.
Consolation Champ
das unbekannt
Nicholas Ellis
Nick went 7-8 overall, won the Consolation bracket, and took home fifty bucks. Thankfully, Steve left the league with nada.
Toilet Bowl Winner
Longest Barrel Ride
Mike Colborn
Tubby went 6-9 overall, and pounded his wife in the shit hole, I mean Toilet Bowl. Thus, he gets the number one pick in the '07 draft, and we're all hoping Kristy raids his wallet to buy the beer.
Toilet Bowl Loser
The Naked Ninjas
Kristy Colborn
Kristy had a tough maiden voyage in the Nookie, going just 2-13. Her loss, to her #1 midget, in the Toilet Bowl, keeps her picking second in the draft, and puts her on beer duty.
2006 Regular Season Standings
Odd Division
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Uddercontrol (Kristy) 2 11 0 0.154 754 979
3XY (Tiff) 7 6 0 0.538 857 840
THE DOGS (Mark) 9 4 0 0.692 846 841
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects (Poop)6 7 0 0.462 1001 966
Freq-a-zoid Robots (Chris) 10 3 0 0.769 1168 849
Even Division
Name W L T Pct PF PA
Ass Eaters Unanimous (Steve) 5 8 0 0.385 794 868
Porchmonkeys 4Life (Tubby) 5 8 0 0.385 840 887
Sweet Cheeks, Inc. (Sara Slut) 8 5 0 0.615 933 839
DHDPHDG (Snyds) 8 5 0 0.615 911 933
das unbekannt (BDL) 5 8 0 0.385 826 924
2006 Playoff Standings
Playoffs
Name W L T Pct PF PA
THE DOGS 2 0 0 1.000 157 123
das unbekannt 2 0 0 1.000 128 100
Ass Eaters Unanimous 2 1 0 0.667 179 139
3XY 2 1 0 0.667 213 187
Porchmonkeys 4Life 1 1 0 0.500 145 130
Freq-a-zoid Robots 1 1 0 0.500 131 115
Uddercontrol 0 2 0 0.000 98 159
Sweet Cheeks, Inc. 0 2 0 0.000 113 168
DHDPHDG 0 1 0 0.000 75 87
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 0 1 0 0.000 47 47
2006 YTD Points
Team Total Points Points Behind
Freq-a-zoid Robots 1168 Leader
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 1001 -167
Sweet Cheeks, Inc. 933 -235
DHDPHDG 911 -257
3XY 857 -311
THE DOGS 846 -322
Porchmonkeys 4Life 840 -328
das unbekannt 826 -342
Ass Eaters Unanimous 794 -374
Uddercontrol 754 -414
2006 - Combined - Highest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
Freq-a-zoid Robots Chris Kalscheur 137.00 2006 6
Freq-a-zoid Robots Chris Kalscheur 129.00 2006 11
DHDPHDG Derek Snyder 119.00 2006 6
Freq-a-zoid Robots Chris Kalscheur 118.00 2006 10
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects Bryan Schultz 115.00 2006 8
2006 - Combined - Lowest Scores
Team Owner Points Season Week
3XY Jeremy Tiffany 27.00 2006 11
THE DOGS Peppermint Patty Cakes 31.00 2006 7
Porchmonkeys 4Life Mike Colborn 36.00 2006 9
Uddercontrol Kristy Colborn 38.00 2006 12
Ass Eaters Unanimous Sloppy Seconds Steve 38.00 2006 9
Quarterback - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
32.00 Donovan McNabb
Passer Rating: 108.8
Pass: 16/30 Yds: 288 TD: 2 (45,30)
Rush: 5/47 TD: 2 (6,15)
Fumbles Lost: 1
DHDPHDG 2006 4
28.00 Tom Brady
Passer Rating: 115.6
Pass: 29/43 Yds: 372 TD: 4 (6,9,7,10) Int: 1
Rush: 1/1
das unbekannt 2006 8
27.00 Donovan McNabb
Passer Rating: 83.3
Pass: 22/35 Yds: 302 TD: 3 (12,7,52) Int: 3
Rush: 6/76
DHDPHDG 2006 7
27.00 Peyton Manning
Passer Rating: 140.4
Pass: 25/35 Yds: 342 TD: 4 (1,4,51)
Rush: 1/-1
Sweet Cheeks, Inc. 2006 7
27.00 Matt Hasselbeck
Passer Rating: 93.1
Pass: 24/33 Yds: 227 TD: 5 (12,4,10,21) Int: 3
THE DOGS 2006 3
Running Back - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
37.00 Joseph Addai
Rush: 24/171 TD: 4 (15,10,4)
Rec: 2/37
DHDPHDG 2006 12
35.00 Larry Johnson
Rush: 39/155 TD: 3 (3,2)
Rec: 2/26 TD: 1 (9)
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 2006 8
35.00 LaDainian Tomlinson
Rush: 20/105 TD: 3 (3,1)
Rec: 3/74 TD: 1 (51)
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 11
35.00 LaDainian Tomlinson
Rush: 22/104 TD: 4 (9,4,2)
Rec: 6/54
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 10
34.00 LaDainian Tomlinson
Rush: 21/71 TD: 4 (5,1)
Rec: 7/64
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 6
Wide Receiver - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
33.00 Reggie Wayne
Rec: 10/138 TD: 3 (12,5,19)
2pt Rec: 1
Sweet Cheeks, Inc. 2006 8
33.00 Chad Ochocinco
Rush: 1/0
Rec: 11/260 TD: 2 (51,74)
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 10
32.00 Javon Walker
Rush: 1/72 TD: 1 (72)
Rec: 6/134 TD: 2 (10)
3XY 2006 9
32.00 Chad Ochocinco
Rush: 1/3
Rec: 6/190 TD: 3 (41,60,4)
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 11
31.00 Torry Holt
Rec: 8/154 TD: 3 (9,10,67)
DHDPHDG 2006 6
Tight End - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
17.00 Tony Gonzalez
Rec: 5/63 TD: 2 (3,25)
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 2006 9
14.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 7/90 TD: 1 (11)
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 13
13.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 6/81 TD: 1 (19)
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 12
13.00 Antonio Gates
Rec: 9/63 TD: 1 (1)
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 7
Kicker - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
20.00 Jeff Wilkins
PAT: 0 FG: 026|038|029|051|048|024 ()
PAT: 0 FG: 6 ()
Ass Eaters Unanimous 2006 1
16.00 Robbie Gould
PAT: 0 FG: 042|043|032|041 ()
PAT: 4 FG: 4 ()
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 5
16.00 Nate Kaeding
PAT: 0 FG: 028|031|035|044 ()
PAT: 4 FG: 4 ()
Porchmonkeys 4Life 2006 2
16.00 John Kasay
PAT: 0 FG: 051|050|049|046 ()
PAT: 2 FG: 4 ()
DHDPHDG 2006 3
15.00 Jeff Wilkins
PAT: 0 FG: 042|019|046|047 ()
PAT: 3 FG: 4 ()
Ass Eaters Unanimous 2006 4
Team Defense/Special Team - 2006 - Regular Season - Weekly High Scorers
Points Player Team Season Week
28.00 Baltimore Ravens
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 151 Rush Yds: 21
Sack: 9.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 7
FF: 2 FR: 1
Capt. Spaulding's Rejects 2006 12
22.00 Chicago Bears
All Points Allowed: 13
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 156 Rush Yds: 192
Sack: 3.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 67 TD: 1
FF: 2 FR: 1
Safeties: 1
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 13
22.00 Chicago Bears
All Points Allowed: 0
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 164 Rush Yds: 103
Sack: 3.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 28
FF: 0 FR: 1
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 1
21.00 Minnesota Vikings
All Points Allowed: 17
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 201 Rush Yds: 16
Sack: 5.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 47 TD: 1
FF: 1 FR: 1
3XY 2006 5
21.00 Chicago Bears
All Points Allowed: 23
Def Points Allowed: 0
Pass Yds: 220 Rush Yds: 66
Sack: 1.0
Int: 0 Int Yds: 0
FF: 2 FR: 2
Freq-a-zoid Robots 2006 6
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2006 End of Season Honors
League Champion
The Dogs
Marky Mark Buchs
Marky Mark takes the 2006 crown with an overall record of 11-4.
League Runner Up
Red Dragons
Chris Kalscheur
My team went 10-3 in the regular season, scoring 1168 points in just thirteen games, but stumbled in the playoffs and ended up 11-4. Special note to Snyds: My team went 11-5 against you this year, bitch!
Third place winner
3XY
Jeremy Tiffany
Tiff went 9-7 overall, and took the third place prize. He lost for the third straight time to the Freqs in week 15, but got revenge by beating Sara and pocketing the extra 50.
Consolation Champ
das unbekannt
Nicholas Ellis
Nick went 7-8 overall, won the Consolation bracket, and took home fifty bucks. Thankfully, Steve left the league with nada.
Toilet Bowl Winner
Longest Barrel Ride
Mike Colborn
Tubby went 6-9 overall, and pounded his wife in the shit hole, I mean Toilet Bowl. Thus, he gets the number one pick in the '07 draft, and we're all hoping Kristy raids his wallet to buy the beer.
Toilet Bowl Loser
The Naked Ninjas
Kristy Colborn
Kristy had a tough maiden voyage in the Nookie, going just 2-13. Her loss, to her #1 midget, in the Toilet Bowl, keeps her picking second in the draft, and puts her on beer duty.
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